Chinese food

Eating Chinese food
is more yummy than hot dogs
What is your fortune?

Night and day

Full moon is setting
and the chilly night gives way
to the crimson dawn.

Bat haiku

If you scream loudly
They will not hear their echos
and fly into you.

nature haiku

The moon shines brightly
Bringing loneliness to earth
howling coyotes

Factual haiku

First five syllables.
Seven syllables are next.
Five more in the end.

Funny haiku

Knock Knock. Who is there?
Haiku. Haiku who? Haiku-ed
I borrow some salt?

Tired haiku

It is time for bed.
Yet I twitter on and on.
I shall sleep in late.

Funny haiku

In delivery
a pregnant woman exclaims
YOU DID THIS TO ME!

Food haiku

Pizza is yummy
Tomato, crust, and cheeses
I will always eat.

Bedtime haiku

The last thing I do
before I head off to bed
is start the washer